FuNNy Jokes...

100cc Platina
125cc Yamaha
150cc Honda
180cc Pulsar
350cc Bullet..
kuch bhi kharid lo... Aakhir pichha to ek 80cc "SCOOTY" ka hi to karna hai...
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True bt funny fact
A Girl worries abt her future till C gets a husband.
Bt a Boy nevr worries about his future until he gets a wife.
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Snta ko koi mobile pe tang karta tha.
Snta ne new sim khrida & ushe msg kiya-
mene wo sim band ker dia he ab tera baap b muje tang nahi kar sakta.
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Snta ko koi mobile pe tang karta tha.
Snta ne new sim khrida & ushe msg kiya-
mene wo sim band ker dia he ab tera baap b muje tang nahi kar sakta.
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Hm DIYE pr hath rakh k kasam khate h, k hm nxt yr se regulrly clas attnd krnge, propr notes bnynge, Intrnl papr denge.
OH teri! DIYA TO BUJH GAYA...
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Hm DIYE pr hath rakh k kasam khate h, k hm nxt yr se regulrly clas attnd krnge, propr notes bnynge, Intrnl papr denge.
OH teri! DIYA TO BUJH GAYA..
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Boy: hey girl, wats ur name?

Grl:"Amitabh Bachhan ko dhakka maaro"

Boy:means wat?

Grl: "PUSH'PAA"
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GOLU at Shop-1-/Rs ka Recharge Kr Do
Shopkeper-Rechrg Karwa k Call Karni He ya SMS
GOLU-Karna to Kuch Nai
Bus Aise Hi Paise Udane Ki Aadat Hai..
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Duniya ke 5 Mushkil kaam-
-Murgi Ko Lipstick lagana
-Hathi ko Goad me Bithana
-Cockroch ko Pyar karna
-Machar Ko Kapde Pehnana
-aapko $M$ na karna..
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Aisi konsi chiz hai jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nhi aur pahane wala kabhi khridta nhi .. Think..

Thoda aur socho

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Nai Pata?

Huggies..
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1970 ki MOM to SON-Beta apne caste ki ladki se Shadi karna.
1980-Apne religion ki.
1990-Apne level ki.
2000-Apne desh ki.
2009-Beta, ladki se plz.
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Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai ?

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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaaye ki...

So Rahe Ho Kya??

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A Very emotional shayri pls don cry after readin it

zindgi ne kiye he bahut se sitam..

Maa kasam
shayri khatam!

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Next generation child will sing
Twinkl-2 little cigar,
i just went to royal bar,
whisky's rates r up so high,
so drink beer with chicken fry...
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Teacher To Boy
1 Taraf Cow Hai,1 Taraf Dimag. Kya Loge?
B-Cow
Tech-Galat
Agar Mai Hota To Dimag Leta
Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nai Hai Vo Wahi Leta Hai..
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Bewkuf He Wo Log
Jo 14 Feb.Ko Propose Karte He
1st April Ko Propose Karo- Maan Jaye To I LOVE U
Gusa Kiya To APRIL FOOL..
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Girl on valentine day in card shop
Ownr:may i help u?
Grl:1 card jispe likha ho "Me sirf tumse or tumhise pyar karti hu"
Ow: Mil gaya
Girl:12 dedo..
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Snta ka baap mar gaya.. wo bahut roya.
Fir uski bahan ka phone aaya.
wo phir roya.
Bnta-Ab kya hua ?
Snta-meri bahan ka baap bhi mar gaya !!
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Aurat 2 type ki hoti he

Boring
Jo dhup wale din chatri leke jati he

Intresting
Jo barish k din jan buj k chatri ghar bhul jati he.

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Srdarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days.
Guess why?
Becoz somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women..
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Jahan Ki Gurbat Me Shukun Nhi Ayega

Gam-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nhi Ayega

Maklul Ki
Fitrat He Ye Kafir

Dimag Fat Jayega Par Sher Samaj Nhi Ayega..
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Patni-Aaj Maine Duniya Ki Sbse Khubsurat Mahila Ko Dekha.
Pati-Fir Kya Hua?
Patni-Fir Mai Aiane Ke Samne Se Hat Gayi..
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Huby-Ji karta he ki teri zulfo me kho jaau,Ankho me bas jaau,Tumhari baaho me jhul jaau..
wife-Devanand hi rahoge ya kabhi Emran Hashmi b banoge..
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Always listen to ur wife

Bocz..

She gives sound advice

99% SOUND & 1% ADVICE..

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A 6yr old boy askd a Gal what is LOVE?
C replied LOVE is wen u rob my CHOCOLATES evryday 4m my bag & I stil keep it in d same place!
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Greatness inspires envy.
Envy endangers spite.
Spite spawns fallacies.....

Neeche to aise dekh rahe ho jaise ki upar ka sab samjha aya hai...
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Press down if 'U LOVE ME'

Muje pehle se hi shaq tha tujpe..

Saale..

"GAY"

Dur hi rehna mujse..

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A boy after having gr8 Time wid G.F saw a guy's Photo in her bag & askd- is he ur X BF..??
Girl kissed him & said -no thats me, before operation..
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Srdar proposd his BOSS's daughtr Bos-Jitni teri salry h usme to meri beti k liye toilet paper b ni aega.
Sr-O Ji inni Potty krdi h te fir rehn do!
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Snta to pandit: ye sar pe choti kyo
pandit: ye ANTINA he,isse ache vichar aate hai
Snta: Kamal he mere sar per Dish Tv hai fir b kuch nahi aata.
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Aaj Mosam Me Ajib C Baat HAI,
Bekabu Se Hue Hamare Jazbat HAI
Ji Chahta Hai Apko Chura Le Aap Hi Se
Par Mummy Kahti HE Chori Karna Buri Baat Hai.
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Ek srdar 100 watt k bulb par apne baap ka naam likh raha tha,
uske baap ne poocha kya kar rahe ho?
Sard: Baap ka naam roshan kar raha hu..
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snta khali baitha tha,
bnta:Oye kya kar rha h?
Snta:badla le raha hu
bnta:kaise?
snta:waqt ne muje barbad kiya, ab me waqt ko barbaad ker raha hu.
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Kya dhund rhe ho ?

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SMS ?

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Kyo ?

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Aapne mujhe bheja kya, jo me aapko bheju.
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Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha
Par aapke aane se sab ruk gaya
Bhagwan aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko de..
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Most interesting lines on T Shirt of a College Girl
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E X C U S E ME
My FACE is ABOVE.
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SANTA-: India ke sare kutte kamzor kyo hote hai.
BANTA-: Kyo ki Dharmendra unka khun pi jata hai.
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Boy-Maine Suna he ish Ghar Me Bhut pret ki aatma Rahti He
SNTA-Pata Nahi
Muje Khud Mare Hue 8 Saal Ho Gaye
Moral-SNTA Ko Marne K Baad B Akal N Aayi..
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Teacher: What is ur Fathers Name?
Student: Beautiful Red Underwer
Teacher: What Nonsense
Stu. : Sundar Lal Chadda.. (-;
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